Sunday, June 12, 2011

Fuck if I know why!?

Yesterday on the way drive over to California, I realized something about my life. Don't ask me why, but every new car I get, it's always been the same. I get to know the car more I think than most people do. Ha fuck, not in a sexual way but when I get a car, I spend a lot of time driving it.

In a way, I listen to it, learn how it sounds when it starts up, when its running, how the motor feels vibrating in the steering wheel, how the steering responds as well. You can tell a lot by through the vibrations in the seat as well. Shit It's not long before I take the car to top end speed and i learn, how the throttle responds all the way through the power curve, cause I want to know what the car can do, and what to expect when I need it. Hell, I even run the car out of gas once, to know how far I can push the gas gauge.


I do this, cause I just enjoy cars first of but most importantly I want them to last with low maintenance. I like to know when trouble is coming to avoid the high costs of a major repair and I usually get above 150k miles out of a car if not more. It's funny I recently drove my ex wife's Fusion, and within 5 minutes new she hadn't been keeping up the maintenance and was head for a costly problem.

In the grand scheme of things I think that's why guys usually ended up referring to their car's in a female sense cause a car is easy to understand and take care of. Lmao until recently they didn't talk and women do. I don't do well trying to figure out what a woman wants, yes mean no and who the fuck knows what maybe means. I don't put much effort into trying to figure out what a woman wants anymore either, you pretty much have to hit me on the head with a hammer and spill it out cause if I were to have to guess, i would be wrong.


I'm past the point in my life where I have chase anyone, I leave that for the younger guys that still think they have something to show the world. I really don't have anything to prove to anyone, just ask my friends, fuck they know. So the best analogy I can give since I don't do well with instruction manuals is well, like my fuckin car, I just tend to push buttons until i find something that interests me and I'll try and figure it out. Gets to difficult, fuck asking someone to help me, there's got to be a hundred other buttons to push.


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1 comment:

  1. I too, get to know my vehicle.. my dad was a mechanic and taught me a lot as I was growing up (he didn't want me to be stupid about things) .. for the most part, I usually know when something isn't right and what's probably wrong if anything.. I don't physically work on my own vehicle but I know where most things are,what they are and how they work.. :)

    as far as trying to figure out women.. you already have! you mentioned pushing the buttons! that's all you need! lol

    btw.. nice car! ♥

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