Monday, May 2, 2011

Busted at Bed Bath and Beyond




When I moved out of the house, I left with my clothes, bedroom set (old torn set of sheets at that), the dining room table, couple of old pots, and a chair. I didn’t care cause little by little I got the apartment furnished. I didn’t have a tv for about three months and it took about 8 months for my daughter to get off the sofa and into her own room.

Furnished the place first cause the little things, like rugs for bathroom, kitchen gadgets, dishes, silverware, vacuum. You know the things that just seemed to show up in a household with oh by the way I bought a new coffee pot today. Long story short I put these off until the end, saved up the old 20% off coupons from Bed, Bath and Beyond and started using them.

The other day I was there picking up one of the new single cup brewing systems for coffee and at the register the lady said to me when I was checking out, “your in here more than me”

Well fuck in the first place how the hell would she know that i was there when she wasn’t working and second i ain’t telling her that i’m trying to make a comfortable home for me, my daughter and if I ever meet that right person, her too. I did what any man would do and said “Well your manager is pretty hot and I noticed she wasn’t wearing a ring. Hook me up” Lmao that lady avoids me now.

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